Borrow it, they replied. Listen, if we do an IPO for you, this company will be worth five hundred dollars for every Internet client you have. Five hundred dollars! How much is it costing you to get an account now? Maybe ten in advertising. So just spend more. Even if your cost increases to twenty, thats still four hundred eighty dollars profit, plus your eight bucks a month. Dont be a jerk, go for it!
That small voice inside me said be careful. But it was too late. Id already been offered the keys to the vault.
Growing by a thousand accounts a day turned out to be quite a different thing than growing by a few dozen. A few dozen will find you. Theyll comb the classifieds, talk to other techies, and discover you. A thousand, on the other hand, require you to find them.
You have to run large ads in the big papers. Large, expensive ads. And you need to run TV and radio commercials. Not the cheap ten p.m.totwo a.m. spots you run on radio when youre happy if three or four clients call in, but expensive prime-time slots. Soon its not costing you $10 to make a sale, but $40as much as youll make on the client the first six months. But wait, the best is yet to come.
Seems theres not enough people in New York, Los Angeles, and Washingtonwhere your equipment isto sign up a thousand new accounts a day. So soon youre installing equipment all over the country. Expensive equipment for which the clients arent yet signed. You even contract with other local Internet providers to handle your accounts, but not all of them know what theyre doing and soon accounts start to complain and even cancel.
Speaking of not knowing what theyre doing, congratulations. Youre selling to the general public now, not a bunch of techies. They dont even know how to install the software when it arrives. They just want to wave it in front of the computer, say Internet, Internet, Internet three times, spit over their shoulder, turn the computer onand magicthere they are on the Internet checking out Madonnas Web site.
They cant connect. They still have only a 2400-band Atari modem. Well, thats not their fault. You never said the modem cant be ten years old. If youre lucky, you never said in the ad you needed a modem at all.
Now youre telling me I need a modem. Im calling the consumer authorities.
But sir, how do you expect to connect without a modem? What are you going to plug the phone line into?
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